Maybe there is a God after-all.
Rich Cimini of ESPN NY is reporting the Jets will not extend a qualifying offer to
the cheese-faced dickwad pictured above oft-penalized tight end Matthew Mulligan. This will make the 27-year-old Mulligan an unrestricted free agent, and free to grace any of the 31 other teams in the National Football League with his ‘services’. Though I’m not so sure how many teams are actively pursuing a blocking tight end who can’t block, gets penalized every third snap, and has gargoyle hands. Welp…Sucks to suck.
Cheers, Matt. Here’s to you, Mr. I Suck At Everything Besides Sucking Backup Tight End. Thanks to your departure, my Sunday drinking habits will decrease drastically. *Bud Light commercial voice*
Seriously though, first Schotty…now Mulligan? What’s next, we’re actually gonna go out and get a pass rusher? Best offseason EVER!